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mubaki
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 May 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 16178
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that I'd finally started my menstrual cycle. My grandmother started sobbing hysterically. FML

#17092331 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (30836) - you deserved it (1758)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:31am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

#16918734 (49)

I agree, your life sucks (40061) - you deserved it (3336)

On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you’re ugly?" FML

#16116610 (204)

I agree, your life sucks (35017) - you deserved it (4054) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/10/2011 at 10:56am - kids - by Hahapasdroleleptit - France

Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML

#13419509 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (4820) - you deserved it (26742)

On 10/12/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML

#10920381 (396)

I agree, your life sucks (52739) - you deserved it (3336)

On 06/02/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

#8581671 (265)

I agree, your life sucks (3170) - you deserved it (43947)

On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML

#8469374 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (21392) - you deserved it (1314)

On 02/20/2010 at 3:20am - misc - by deadandwasted (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

#7050962 (210)

I agree, your life sucks (5175) - you deserved it (39102)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was telling my entire cocktail party about the time I accidentally flashed my volleyball team at a pool party. While trying to demonstrate how it happened, I accidentally pulled my dress down and flashed everyone again. FML

#6904777 (92)

I agree, your life sucks (4586) - you deserved it (27604)

On 12/23/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that by brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of warcraft money. FML

#4073449 (233)

I agree, your life sucks (55607) - you deserved it (3056)

On 07/27/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by Anon (woman) - Singapore

Today, my little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was my dad's droopy ball sac. FML

#4004887 (133)

I agree, your life sucks (42259) - you deserved it (2825)

On 07/24/2009 at 1:07pm - misc - by mubaki (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML

#3866065 (289)

I agree, your life sucks (20066) - you deserved it (44398)

On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my daughter's handsome new boyfriend came to visit our house. When I opened the door, he asked me where Diana's mother was. I assumed he was about to be charming and say that he thought I was her sister. He didn't. He assumed that I was Diana's grandmother. FML

#3681889 (72)

I agree, your life sucks (41309) - you deserved it (3335)

On 07/12/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by yesnomaybeso7 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the 2nd grade. FML

#1706797 (237)

I agree, your life sucks (59519) - you deserved it (5879)

On 05/06/2009 at 11:47pm - kids - by fmal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML

#869850 (350)

I agree, your life sucks (30139) - you deserved it (70057)

On 04/08/2009 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by blizzard_of_77 (man) - United States (California)