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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob (I don't normally do it because I have a fear of getting squirt in the eye). Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of my mouth. Sure enough, I bite the wrong spot and get lemon juice shot right into my eye. FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 9:07pm - intimacy - by svet (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 7:13pm - intimacy - by pchemist (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then proceeded to punch me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 6:37pm - misc - by well then... (woman) - United States (Illinois)
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