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mtrem225
  • Town/Country : Boston, USA
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  • Birth Date : Friday 28 August 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 2106
  • Number of comments : 8
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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob (I don't normally do it because I have a fear of getting squirt in the eye). Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of my mouth. Sure enough, I bite the wrong spot and get lemon juice shot right into my eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22090) - you deserved it (64830)

On 02/21/2009 at 9:07pm - intimacy - by svet (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML

#98497 (121)

I agree, your life sucks (69307) - you deserved it (4800)

On 02/21/2009 at 7:13pm - intimacy - by pchemist (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57686) - you deserved it (2070)

On 02/21/2009 at 6:37pm - misc - by well then... (woman) - United States (Illinois)