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Today, I introduced my boyfriend of two weeks to my parents. My dad asked me to leave the room so they could have some "guy talk". I eavesdropped, only to hear the words "sex-crazed fuck" and a threat to stick bamboo shoots under my boyfriend's fingernails if he ever hurt me. FML


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On 01/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by soontobedumped (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML


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On 03/14/2010 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was checking into a hotel with my boyfriend. A few minutes after we get to our room, the cops show up to our door asking to see some ID from the both of us. The hotel staff had called the cops on us because they thought I was underage and he was going to molest me. I'm 21 and he is 24. FML


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On 09/22/2009 at 7:36pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my parents came to the restaurant I work at as a waiter. After, I picked up the check to realize they had left me a $500 tip! We split the tips among the employees so I only got $50 back but I was still psyched. When I got home they asked me if I had noticed that they used my credit card. FML


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On 08/07/2009 at 11:23am - money - by goin4broke (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML


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On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)

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