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Today, I was walking down the stairs with my guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to my wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stairs. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63281) - you deserved it (14410)

On 05/28/2013 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50927) - you deserved it (5369)

On 05/16/2013 at 5:23pm - love - by paging dr. kevorkian (man) - Netherlands



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