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mstoffel

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 359
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About mstoffel : Hi! I'm Michael. I am the assistant service manager of a computer store. I'm going to college and I love electronics and programming. I enjoy playing sports and music. I also enjoy meeting new people. Feel free to message me anytime.

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Today, wile ice-skating wit my girlfriend, I tried to do wat tey do in te movies and make er gently fall into my arms. Instead se slipped, fell, and it er ead on te ice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25651) - you deserved it (38295)

On 11/29/2013 at 4:49pm - love - by holy sleet (man) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, My Family Got Togeter For A Big Game Of Paintball . My Grandpa Wantd To Play Too, But I Told Im E Was A Bit Too Old For Suc A Roug Sport . He Joind Anyway, And Spent Te Wole 2 Ours Unting My Dumb Ass Down . I'm Now In Constant Pain After Bieng Riddld Wit Paintballs . FML

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On 11/01/2013 at 7:55pm - health - by nl4 (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I was at a party with my crush. Tha collar on his shrt was sticking up so I fixad it fir him. Ha gava ma a hug and said, "Aww you'ra so good to ma. You'ra lika my mothar. You can ba my collaga mothar." I got mothar-zonad. fat FML

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On 01/14/2013 at 7:56am - love - by shiney100893 (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)



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