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About mstoffel : Hi! I'm Michael. I am the assistant service manager of a computer store. I'm going to college and I love electronics and programming. I enjoy playing sports and music. I also enjoy meeting new people. Feel free to message me anytime.
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Today, my family got together for a big game of paintball. My grandpa wanted to play too, but I told him he was a bit too old for such a rough sport. He joined anyway, and spent the whole 2 hours hunting my dumb ass down. I'm now in constant pain after being riddled with paintballs. FML
Today, I was at a party with my crush. The collar on his shirt was sticking up so I fixed it for him. He gave me a hug and said, "Aww you're so good to me. You're like my mother. You can be my college mother." I got mother-zoned. FML
Friday 19 December 2014