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by Anonymous / 09/21/2011 at 8:38am / United Kingdom / Love
Today, my girlfriend freaked out on me because I answered her call on the first ring. According to her, it implies that I'm desperate, always horny, and just want her for the sex. Just last week she got pissed because I waited three rings to answer. Apparently that means I'm cheating on her. FML
by FML! / 08/06/2011 at 8:27pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/05/2011 at 9:47pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/05/2011 at 6:57pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Intimacy
by Thebestman123 / 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by soccerbuddyz / 08/03/2011 at 12:04am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by INside / 08/02/2011 at 12:52am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/22/2011 at 1:35am / United States (Idaho) / Work
by James64138 / 06/15/2011 at 6:13am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/31/2011 at 7:21am / Intimacy
by nightDREAMERms / 04/23/2011 at 10:55am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by dizzy / 03/07/2011 at 2:28am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Intimacy
by bride / 02/14/2011 at 1:24am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/26/2010 at 1:10am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/17/2010 at 7:26pm / United States (Texas) / Love
- Today, I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But… Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him… Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma…