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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 844
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About mssdotches : I'm 20, NOT 18 years.

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Today... mah grlfriend startd to plan our wedding. We've been going looool out 4 3 days. FML

#17794409
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40792) - you deserved it (4912)

On 09/21/2011 at 8:38am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

today mah girlfriend freakd out on me because I answerd her call on the first ring. According to her it implies that I'm desperate always horny an just want her fir the sex. Just last week she got pissd because I waitd three rings to answer. Apparently that means I'm cheating on her. FML

#17390536
447 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41286) - you deserved it (5974)

On 08/06/2011 at 8:27pm - love - by FML! - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend 4 the frst time. He was looool so nervous, he broke down in teres after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

#17381652
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32469) - you deserved it (5424)

On 08/05/2011 at 9:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

#17380404
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36478) - you deserved it (3522)

On 08/05/2011 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

TODAY, MAH MOM WAS SCREAMING AT ME AND SAID, "I WISH I'D NEVER ADOPTD YOU." I GUESS I'M ADOPTD THEN. FML

#17371969
162 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)

Taday I got a complaint from nieghbor about a little girl staring at her through guest bedroom window for the past month . I live alone . And now I'm scared to live in looool own house . mega FML

#17349963
378 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today mah boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for mah vagina!! Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex!! FML

#17338945
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51389) - you deserved it (9866)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, IT WAS FIRST DAY AT NEW JOB. MY NEW BOSS ASKED ME IF I WAS SINGLE. AFTER TELLING HIM I HAVE BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FIR 6 YEARS, HE FIRED ME ON THE SPOT. FML

#16793164
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50216) - you deserved it (3537)

On 06/22/2011 at 1:35am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

TODAY.. . BOYFRIEND SENT ME A VIDEO OF IM AVING SEX WIT SOMEONE FROM ONE OF IS LAST RELATIONSIPS BECAUSE E TOUGT IT WOULD TURN ME ON . FML

TODAY I'M TOO SUNBURNED TO MASTURBATE. NOW I HAVE NOTHING TO DO. FML

#16432194
268 comments

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On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Yesterday I Found Out The Hard Way That I'm The ( Lucky ) Type Of Womanho Can Experience Intense Orgasms In Certain Positions: In The Middle Of Group Yoga. FML

#15896670
219 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by nightDREAMERms (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I Discovered Tat Sea-sickness Also Applies Wen Making Love On Ma Girlfriend's New Water Bed !! FML

#15226088
71 comments

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On 03/07/2011 at 2:28am - intimacy - by dizzy (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. mega FML

#14968643
208 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today my wife think I will agree to anything she says if she just pleasure me orally!! I now found out she is correct!! FML

#14341625
120 comments

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On 12/26/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I askd mah boyfriend what celebrity I look like!! He thought long an hard, then said "Sarah Jessica Parker." I gaspd an told him that I fine her extremely hideous!! He replid "So do I." FML

#13879750
106 comments

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On 11/17/2010 at 7:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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