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today mah girlfriend freakd out on me because I answerd her call on the first ring. According to her it implies that I'm desperate always horny an just want her fir the sex. Just last week she got pissd because I waitd three rings to answer. Apparently that means I'm cheating on her. FML
Friday 27 March 2015