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Today, I was making out with boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, mum says to me ( I wish sex life was as interesting as yours. ) She had walkd in and we hadn't even noticd. FML

#14647585
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33920) - you deserved it (11722)

On 01/20/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by saddened97 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today I was supposed to go on a date wit a guy wo lives on te same floor as me in ma apartment complex. I got stood up. Instead I got to listen to im doing te grl wo lives next door to me. FML

#14647412
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30126) - you deserved it (2740)

On 01/20/2011 at 3:52am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , I was chosen by my coworkers to explain to my elderly boss that ''tossing the salad'' isn't another expression 4 saying ''brainstorming''. She didn't believe me. Guess we will all keep ''tossing the salad'' 4 new ideas each afternoon. FML

#14646268
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21874) - you deserved it (2827)

On 01/20/2011 at 1:01am - intimacy - by welly223 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to the ER after a fall. Before the nurse did an X-Ray, she gave me a pregnancy test. It came back negative. I joked "No martians have crawled into mah uterus, then?" She didn't get it, an I had mah head scanned for brain trauma. Never crack a joke in a hospital.

#14618568
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25995) - you deserved it (7013)

On 01/17/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

today at the supermarket, mah mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML

#14616201
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26915) - you deserved it (3870) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I beat her. FML

#14616204
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40968) - you deserved it (3189) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I ad an astma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML

#14614726
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17546) - you deserved it (43181) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc!! After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better!! ( For example, mah daughter looks at her vrginia in front of a mrror to check it out!! ) I’m her daughter!! FML

#14614725
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59352) - you deserved it (6128) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Belgium - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the split to the group. I slid down, legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted fir the full 5 second it took to reach the ground. FML

#14613104
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34223) - you deserved it (5805) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Switzerland - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today in the middle of the night my girlfriend whispered "Are u asleep?" I chose not to respond to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud stinking fart giggled and went back to sleep. FML

#14610611
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14467) - you deserved it (36894) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

TODAY, DAD’S BEST FRIEND,O AS BEEN IS BUSINESS ASSOCIATE FIR TE PAST 28 YEARS, TOOK ME TO A STAR WARS STORE FIR 18T BIRTDAY . HE PUT ON A DART VADER ELMET, AN IMITATING IS VOICE, SAID: "I AM YOUR FATER." I LAUGED . IT WASN’T A JOKE . FML

#14610612
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44164) - you deserved it (3006) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached climax, she thought it would be funny to turn 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40925) - you deserved it (26899) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today , and ever since I was born , I've had a lazy eye. This morning mah boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren't looking at life in the same way. FML

#14608702
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34340) - you deserved it (3405) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - love - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

today I was getting it on with mah boyfriend. I started to come screaming "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" Tohich he added "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30904) - you deserved it (19971) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, mah boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heret-shaped. FML

#14608701
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32891) - you deserved it (5728) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins



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