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mssammydean
  • Town/Country : Perth, Australia
  • Title : Miss
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Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5233) - you deserved it (31689)

On 08/14/2010 at 2:27am - health - by Fire_Crotch (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML

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On 08/13/2010 at 8:56pm - health - by thatsucks4u - United States (California)

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year old sister passed out on the couch. FML

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On 01/10/2010 at 10:37am - health - by badsister (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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