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Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML
by Pickle / 07/06/2010 at 1:14am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML
by extraflavour / 12/23/2009 at 3:24pm / United Kingdom (York) / Miscellaneous
by cookscatastrophy / 12/08/2009 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was skating with my friends and I decided to go to the gas station to get a pack of cigs. The last thing I remember hearing was "Look out!" I am now with twenty stitches because some idiot bet he could throw a brick farther than another guy. FML
by Anonymous / 07/06/2009 at 2:49am / United States (Georgia) / Health
by KAAALIS / 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm / United States (New York) / Love
- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…