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mserrato
  • Town/Country : florida
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 January 1998 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 376
  • Number of comments : 73
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Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9242) - you deserved it (26770)

On 07/06/2010 at 1:14am - misc - by Pickle (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML

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87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26608) - you deserved it (2617)

On 12/23/2009 at 3:24pm - misc - by extraflavour - United Kingdom (York)

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML

#6660964
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11779) - you deserved it (32667)

On 12/08/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by cookscatastrophy - United States (California)

Today, I was skating with my friends and I decided to go to the gas station to get a pack of cigs. The last thing I remember hearing was "Look out!" I am now with twenty stitches because some idiot bet he could throw a brick farther than another guy. FML

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151 comments

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On 07/06/2009 at 2:49am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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1198 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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