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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 January 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 479
  • Number of comments : 73
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Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML

#18488568
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29651) - you deserved it (3901)

On 12/11/2011 at 8:37pm - love - by wow (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML

#18048344
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34801) - you deserved it (2787)

On 10/22/2011 at 7:16pm - misc - by Bree - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my five-year-old daughter came home from school. It was cold and she was very tired. I said, "Take off your socks and blow your nose." She took off her socks and blew her nose into them. FML

#18044688
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22676) - you deserved it (16783) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/22/2011 at 8:40am - kids - by titoutou222 - France

Today, I saw a father and son playing football in a car park when I was on my way to work. The ball rolled towards me so feeling nice I kicked it back to them. Turns out it went straight through their car window. FML

#18044190
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22913) - you deserved it (6013)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:34am - misc - by tom0441 - Reserved

Today, I discovered that the ancient looking coin I dug up in my front yard is worth hundreds of dollars. Too bad I found that coin when I was eight years old, and have since misplaced it. FML

#17786535
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24758) - you deserved it (6082)

On 09/20/2011 at 6:07am - money - by Ugh - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized too late that a picture in my school Powerpoint presentation of thousands of New Zealand sheep, was actually a picture of thousands of naked men in a field. FML

#17709255
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15107) - you deserved it (31284)

On 09/10/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by FullOfNick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

#17520336
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24726) - you deserved it (2379)

On 08/19/2011 at 2:59pm - misc - by bandit99999 - United States (Virginia)

Today, our cleaning lady's son came to our house claiming that his mother had died of a heart attack. We gave him her entire month's salary as well as some extra money. A few hours later, our cleaning lady turned up for work. Turns out she doesn't have a son. FML

#17476916
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32821) - you deserved it (20049)

On 08/15/2011 at 1:45am - money - by duped (woman) - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today, I was supposed to catch a ride with a friend and go to Warped Tour with her. She called at the last minute to say she was sick, so I told her we didn't have to go. I just got a text saying she just got pictures and autographs with the band I especially wanted to see. FML

#17442115
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33765) - you deserved it (3154)

On 08/11/2011 at 4:56pm - misc - by brittgreen (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spent 2 hours making the perfect card for my dad for Father's Day. When I handed it to him, he smiled and said "Thank you" and then killed a fly with it. I found it in the trash a couple of hours later. FML

#16752985
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33707) - you deserved it (3778)

On 06/19/2011 at 10:17pm - kids - by Heartbroken (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML

#16614936
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28929) - you deserved it (6705)

On 06/11/2011 at 6:36pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mother-in-law visited the house while my husband and I were at work. When we returned, we discovered she'd shredded and thrown away all the scribbled on papers sprawled on our messy desks. We're graphics designers. Those were rough sketches for about 14 different clients. FML

#16605766
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42225) - you deserved it (3224)

On 06/11/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Mirorbo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé, the love of my life, informed me that he proposed because he was sure I'd say no. He was hoping it would lead to our breakup. FML

#16605468
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42300) - you deserved it (3378)

On 06/11/2011 at 1:47am - love - by Username - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I'm trying to come up with a plausible explanation for my co-workers as to why I have stitches in my face. I'm not sure I want to admit that I was clawed by a pigeon as I opened my garage door. FML

#16599419
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27172) - you deserved it (3454) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/10/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonyme - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML

#16522154
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43146) - you deserved it (3590)

On 06/05/2011 at 11:29pm - misc - by Username - United States



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