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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 May 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 535
  • Number of comments : 104
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About mrtonyanderson : Male, 21, Canada. I'm a dad 😎

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Today, my science teacher decided not to recommend me for an honors science class for next year. The reason? Last week, I made the mistake of asking whether spray tans give vitamins in the same way as the sun. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15045) - you deserved it (44618)

On 02/03/2015 at 10:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I woke up to find that my acne has lined itself beautifully in a perfect 'L' shape in the centre of my forehead. FML

Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36094) - you deserved it (3548)

On 12/25/2012 at 11:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She looked pretty thin, so to make her feel better, I said that she looked small. She said "Well, you haven't seen me naked." For some reason, I replied, "Not that you know of." FML


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On 12/24/2012 at 1:37am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59450) - you deserved it (10460)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

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