Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Offline (the 03/23/2015 at 3:11pm) | Search for a member
About mrtonyanderson : You have one fuck to give me, so why don't you? 😉
20 years old, I have a penis, and I live in Canada, and I'm not single 👍
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
What'cha looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Today, my science teacher decided not to recommend me for an honors science class for next year. The reason? Last week, I made the mistake of asking whether spray tans give vitamins in the same way as the sun. FML
Today, a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She looked pretty thin, so to make her feel better, I said that she looked small. She said "Well, you haven't seen me naked." For some reason, I replied, "Not that you know of." FML
Friday 27 March 2015