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About mrtonyanderson : You have one fuck to give me, so why don't you? 😉
20 years old, I have a penis, and I live in Canada, and I'm not single 👍
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Today, a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She looked pretty thin, so to make her feel better, I said that she looked small. She said "Well, you haven't seen me naked." For some reason, I replied, "Not that you know of." FML
Friday 28 November 2014