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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 334
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About mrtonyanderson : You have one fuck to give me, so why don't you? 😉

20 years old, I have a penis, and I live in Canada, and I'm not single 👍

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mrtonyanderson's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to find that my acne has lined itself beautifully in a perfect 'L' shape in the centre of my forehead. FML

Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33155) - you deserved it (3259)

On 12/25/2012 at 11:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She looked pretty thin, so to make her feel better, I said that she looked small. She said "Well, you haven't seen me naked." For some reason, I replied, "Not that you know of." FML


I agree, your life sucks (15153) - you deserved it (35042)

On 12/24/2012 at 1:37am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55579) - you deserved it (9876)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

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