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  • Birth Date : Friday 2 June 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 599
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mrssheldoncooper : 21. Dreamer. Writer. Biotechnology student. Model & comedienne in training. Fun. Shy. Awkward. Friendly. Random. Myself. Unforgettable.

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Today, I was walking to bed in fancy panties and a tight black tank top. My husband exclaimed, "This is the best part about being a grown up!" He was talking about the ice cream he was eating in bed. FML

#14698486
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32892) - you deserved it (4630)

On 01/24/2011 at 2:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34766) - you deserved it (21490) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

#14114390
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31379) - you deserved it (2424)

On 12/06/2010 at 11:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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