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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 January 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 207
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About mrsbeeblebrox : ..... finish this later im busy playin portal! and mass effect. and nhl 11. and crysis. hahahhaha

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Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML

#17718767
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39357) - you deserved it (7097)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)

Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 am and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML

#17715363
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30842) - you deserved it (2933)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by 5.9Cummins (woman) - Canada

Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML

#17710683
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23850) - you deserved it (14329)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I wrote a fake phone number on my neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. FML

#17702973
161 comments

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On 09/09/2011 at 8:10am - love - by Kevin (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML

#17427726
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On 08/10/2011 at 9:11am - misc - by MaydayManic - United States

Today, my girlfriend freaked out on me because I answered her call on the first ring. According to her, it implies that I'm desperate, always horny, and just want her for the sex. Just last week she got pissed because I waited three rings to answer. Apparently that means I'm cheating on her. FML

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On 08/06/2011 at 8:27pm - love - by FML! - Canada (Ontario)



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