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mrricecakes
  • Town/Country : Phoenix, usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 190
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML

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On 03/23/2012 at 1:55am - intimacy - by mrricecakes (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML

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On 06/14/2011 at 6:04am - misc - by techiefIve (man) - United States (California)

Today, I sneezed with so much force while I was driving that I whacked my head on the steering wheel and honked the horn. FML

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On 01/10/2010 at 10:37pm - misc - by Hayley (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I think teddy bears are THE most pointless and careless gift. He shyly gave me my birthday present afterwards. It was a carebear. FML

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On 02/21/2009 at 6:52am - misc - by eejit (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)



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