About mrnikc : I'm Nikc. I'm 14 I love kitties, I play guitar, bass, and ukulele. I'm learning the harmonica now. I listen to old rock, blues, metal, and some punk. People who know me call me a hippie. Why? I have no idea.
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Today, I managed to score a date for the first time in over a year, and was very nervous. When I was asked what I do for a living, I laughed nervously, and then blurted out, "Finger women." What I was trying to jokingly say was that I'm a gynecologist. FML
by notapervert / 02/28/2013 at 2:57am / United States (California) / Love
by bieberslayer / 12/06/2012 at 3:47pm / United States / Geek
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML
by for fuck sake dad / 11/02/2012 at 7:50pm / Ireland (Limerick) / Love
by jessica071509 / 04/24/2012 at 1:42am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by Anonymoose / 12/25/2011 at 6:39am / Switzerland (Zurich) / Animals
Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML
by Anonymous / 08/20/2011 at 3:42am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by LoveDrug / 02/17/2010 at 5:49am / Ireland / Love
Today, I borrowed a van to move some of my furniture. I wasn't used to the brakes so when I stopped at a red light, I pretty much ended up in the cross walk. Suddenly I heard a loud thud at the side of the van. I turned to see what idiot would walk into a van. It was a blind man. FML
by jazojigga / 03/01/2009 at 8:09pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by buddy / 01/26/2009 at 9:58am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
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