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About mrnikc : I'm Nikc. I'm 14 I love kitties, I play guitar, bass, and ukulele. I'm learning the harmonica now. I listen to old rock, blues, metal, and some punk. People who know me call me a hippie. Why? I have no idea.

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Today, I managed to score a date for the first time in over a year, and was very nervous. When I was asked what I do for a living, I laughed nervously, and then blurted out, "Finger women." What I was trying to jokingly say was that I'm a gynecologist. FML

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On 02/28/2013 at 2:57am - love - by notapervert - United States (California)

Today, in my AP Biology class, a student informed us she'd read that Antarctica had completely melted due to global warming, to which my friend gushed, "Yeah! It's been melted for, like, months." FML

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On 12/06/2012 at 3:47pm - misc - by bieberslayer (woman) - United States

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML

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On 11/02/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by for fuck sake dad (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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160 comments

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On 04/24/2012 at 1:42am - animals - by jessica071509 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

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On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML

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On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
441 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, the only guy showing slightly any interest in me is a Nazi-obsessed psychopath. He uses lovely pick-up lines such as, "Hey, do you know how much it hurts to staple your hand?" FML

#8368269
107 comments

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On 02/17/2010 at 5:49am - love - by LoveDrug (woman) - Ireland

Today, I borrowed a van to move some of my furniture. I wasn't used to the brakes so when I stopped at a red light, I pretty much ended up in the cross walk. Suddenly I heard a loud thud at the side of the van. I turned to see what idiot would walk into a van. It was a blind man. FML

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On 03/01/2009 at 8:09pm - misc - by jazojigga (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)



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