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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 March 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 533
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About mrkeebler88 : Things that are awesome:

world of Warcraft
no-xplode
coors light
captain and coke
cherry cheesecake
devil wears prada(band)
killswitch engage
bullet for my valentine
and my mommy

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Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML

#632473
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (168975) - you deserved it (34104)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by coughandcold (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
877 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60107) - you deserved it (628078)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

#278783
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52339) - you deserved it (98123)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)



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