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mrciaranpower
  • Town/Country : Waterford, Ireland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 May 1997 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 69
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I opened a cupboard and a brick fell on my head. The same brick my mum put up there to "keep it out of the way". FML

#15447390 (227)

I agree, your life sucks (24027) - you deserved it (2993)

On 03/23/2011 at 11:22am - misc - by EllieJ -

Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML

#15445507 (152)

I agree, your life sucks (24029) - you deserved it (11828)

On 03/23/2011 at 7:25am - misc - by cupcakelady127 (woman) - United States

Today, at work, a coworker started to tell me about his weekend, without me even asking. Halfway through his story, I started to daydream and lost track of time. Bored, I told him, "Hey man, I'll call you back, I've got to get back to work." Then I remembered I wasn't on the phone. FML

#15441546 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (8714) - you deserved it (29608)

On 03/22/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by PFCdavila (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my friends thought it would be hilarious to show me Marley and Me the day right after I had to put down my dog. I had my dog for 11 years. FML

#15437013 (217)

I agree, your life sucks (20393) - you deserved it (2514)

On 03/22/2011 at 8:18pm - animals - by awesome -

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

#15432254 (394)

I agree, your life sucks (39333) - you deserved it (3340)

On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was driving home at night, and got into an accident. Someone had left a toilet in the middle of the road. I hit it. The toilet's fine, but my car now has a toilet-shaped dent in the front. FML

#15431465 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (25218) - you deserved it (4415)

On 03/22/2011 at 1:10pm - misc - by jballer - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559 (409)

I agree, your life sucks (27640) - you deserved it (23810)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

#15415260 (457)

I agree, your life sucks (25127) - you deserved it (39982)

On 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by fffmmll - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML

#15381959 (412)

I agree, your life sucks (39442) - you deserved it (5921)

On 03/19/2011 at 12:00pm - kids - by jaimie - United States (Florida)

Today, I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me, so I turned around and gave him the finger, then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML

#15319937 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (10890) - you deserved it (38257)

On 03/15/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by sylverster - Singapore

Today, my husband bought a horse. We don't own any furniture, but we have a flippin' horse. FML

#15317842 (223)

I agree, your life sucks (41675) - you deserved it (4972)

On 03/15/2011 at 2:01am - money - by neverthefirst -

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

#15284565 (195)

I agree, your life sucks (34101) - you deserved it (4256)

On 03/12/2011 at 4:11pm - misc - by vlcardenx3 (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was at the mall and I saw a kid crying. I asked her "What's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away screaming "Help me!" I ended up having to explain to a dumb mall cop that I'm not a perv. FML

#15281429 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (21168) - you deserved it (2443)

On 03/12/2011 at 2:18am - misc - by soul0eater (man) - Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad)

Today, I overheard a little girl ask her mom if the round lady in purple was pretending to be a giant eggplant. I was the lady in purple. FML

#15264550 (154)

I agree, your life sucks (20723) - you deserved it (6744)

On 03/10/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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