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mr_freak
  • Town/Country : lawrence, usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 September 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 477
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it later, it had 20 comments on the picture. I was feeling good until I read the comments and looked at the picture again. I left my vibrator on the the bathroom counter. FML

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199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9487) - you deserved it (53692)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:24am - intimacy - by Hunter101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I brought my 90-year-old grandfather into school for a project that required to bring in "a first-hand account" of the Great Depression. He started off by telling the class how in his day, they "threw rocks at black people." FML

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On 05/11/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Class (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

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98 comments

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On 04/17/2012 at 6:52am - misc - by Wrongword - China (Shanghai)

Today, I was in a grocery store with my great-grandmother. It would've been nice to know she hadn't taken her medication before she started beating the cashier with her umbrella. FML

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58 comments

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On 02/17/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

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106 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 7:53am - misc - by iscreamforicecream (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I spent all day handing out flyers advertising my services as a psychic. I got only one call. The caller wanted to inform me that I had misspelt the word "psychic" on my flyer. She was right. FML

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134 comments

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On 10/27/2010 at 1:58am - work - by Anonymous - United States



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