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  • Town/Country : FSJ, Canada
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Today, I walked into what I thought would be a surprise birthday party. It wasn't. It was my parents staging an intervention over my cat obsession. FML

#20530955
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13637) - you deserved it (22878)

On 03/04/2013 at 3:02pm - misc - by DM - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I managed to bruise my nipple by closing an umbrella on it. The stupidity of the whole thing hurts almost as much as the injury. FML

#19936728
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13558) - you deserved it (3154)

On 07/14/2012 at 10:43am - health - by Anonymous - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I locked my keys in my car at a gas station. A man stopped to help me with a wire hanger. After about 20 min in the freezing weather, he was getting close to unlocking it when I looked over at the passenger door to see that it was unlocked. All the doors were unlocked but the driver's side. FML

#18632111
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6773) - you deserved it (23921)

On 12/28/2011 at 3:59am - misc - by GeriGeriBoBeri - United States

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

#14847630
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40010) - you deserved it (2911)

On 02/05/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I saw what I thought was a gallon jug of water. Trying to do something spontaneous and fun, I took my hardest swing at it to see how far I could kick it. It was frozen solid. I broke my foot. FML

#7261047
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4715) - you deserved it (27278)

On 01/10/2010 at 4:46pm - misc - by tnt007 - France



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