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  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 February 1992 (22 years)
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Today, my professor told everyone that he thinks all med students should be required to get a catheter and an enema at least once in their lives so they can relate to their patients, saying, "Gentlemen, it might change your lives." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34126) - you deserved it (5782)

On 08/13/2014 at 11:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I received yet another rejection letter from a college I'd applied to. After crying for a week about how lousy I felt, my older sister gave me all 6 of the acceptance letters she'd been hiding. Turns out she's been forging rejection letters and keeping the real ones in her room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66901) - you deserved it (4945)

On 05/15/2014 at 1:40am - misc - by livingamongtheflowers - United States



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