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Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for 9 months, he came to meet me at the airport. I was so excited when I first saw him that I broke into a sprint to greet him. Apparently, running through the airport looks suspicious, because a security guard tackled me. Now I have a broken nose. FML
by Anonymous / 07/19/2009 at 9:49am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/20/2009 at 2:22pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML
by konens_dick / 03/22/2009 at 6:38am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 min. early only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat sat down and unpacked. FML
by baller12 / 02/03/2009 at 10:25am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was supposed to get my birth certificate and social security number in the mail. The same… Today, at grad practice we were walking down the isle to our seats. As I turned into my row my foot… Today, I asked a guy for directions. He said "well you can either go the short way or the long way,…