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Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML

#18326234
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43197) - you deserved it (2628)

On 11/23/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by cheated - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML

#18326234
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43197) - you deserved it (2628)

On 11/23/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by cheated - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML

#18326234
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43197) - you deserved it (2628)

On 11/23/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by cheated - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML

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On 11/08/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML

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On 10/12/2011 at 6:47pm - money - by WhoopteeDooDoo (man) - United States (Texas)



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