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About moveonkeepcalm : What's ugly anyways?
Having acne?
Having braces?
Having glasses?
Not being skinny?
Or another word for ugly is "society"!

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Today, my mother-in-law purchased matching Christmas presents for myself and my sister-in-law to open together in front of everyone. Guess who are now the proud owners of matching metal tampon cases. FML

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