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moutz
  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Mister
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Today, I farted while I was in line at the bank. I tried to pretend it wasn't me by looking at the man behind me and turning back with a disgusted look on my face. I thought I had gotten away with it when the man yells "It wasn't me, this bitch did it". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5391) - you deserved it (58554)

On 08/19/2009 at 7:39am - misc - by moutz (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I met with an important client to talk about his stake in the company. The guy was at least 80 years old. After taking care of business we spoke about my final year at the company. As he got up to leave he said "Good luck in your final year". Without thinking, I replied "You too". FML

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On 07/20/2009 at 3:13am - work - by moutz (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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