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mountainmanneil
  • Town/Country : Marysville, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 August 1981 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 120
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mountainmanneil : Sometimes, your worst experience can be the funniest story someone has ever heard. So don't take things too seriously and smile :)

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Today, I was driving my 9 month pregnant sister around in our golf cart and it died. I had to push it the rest of the way home. She wouldn't stop faking going into labor. FML

#20477938
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I agree, your life sucks (23686) - you deserved it (3006)

On 01/25/2013 at 10:49am - misc - by really?!? - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I needed to get a hair cut, so my boyfriend recommended I see his mother, who is a trained and licensed hairdresser. Despite the fact that she hates me, I thought she would be mature and do it nice. She butchered my hair like a toddler does their Barbie, and insists that it "suits me". FML

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102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24538) - you deserved it (7600)

On 01/23/2013 at 12:52am - misc - by parmetries - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband asked me to show him my boob. I began to pull the side of my shirt down when he said, "No, not that one, the big one." FML

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111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32041) - you deserved it (2794)

On 01/21/2013 at 9:27pm - intimacy - by sarah6786 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, as usual, my cat was sleeping on my stomach. I couldn't fall asleep so I delicately picked him up and put him down next to me. He got up, hopped back onto me, gave me a slap and then went back to sleep on my stomach. I didn't dare move all night. FML

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On 01/18/2013 at 6:39am - animals - by dormeur - Sent from mobile version

Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML

#20464240
87 comments

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On 01/17/2013 at 9:06am - love - by EmberLove (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML

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On 01/16/2013 at 5:48am - health - by ChubbyButt (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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