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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 October 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 518
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About morgiepuff : Hey there! I'm Morgan, but all of my friends call me Morg - so feel free to call me that.

I'm 14 - but age does not equal maturity! - years old and I live in the wonderful city of Nashville, Tennessee. I tend to be very opinionated about things. I don't like to fight, however, and I think I'm pretty nice!

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Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML


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Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML


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