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Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML

#9133208
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26932) - you deserved it (6961)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23797) - you deserved it (10059)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML

#8973652
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4776) - you deserved it (54405)

On 03/10/2010 at 3:53pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I finally jumped high enough to dunk on the ten foot rim. I caught my tooth on the net and nearly pulled my tooth out. FML

#8943287
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23349) - you deserved it (5628)

On 03/09/2010 at 10:32am - health - by supermanxs1 - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me in the face with it. FML

#8889344
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27475) - you deserved it (5988)

On 03/07/2010 at 9:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML

#8851700
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23023) - you deserved it (2421)

On 03/05/2010 at 7:40pm - health - by artsmart1 - United States

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

#8763974
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21157) - you deserved it (5302)

On 03/02/2010 at 12:05am - misc - by sleeper - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had just finished riding my bike when I ran into the girl I am secretly in love with. While I walked over to her I got an erection through my spandex biking shorts. FML

#8730305
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20497) - you deserved it (9434)

On 02/28/2010 at 9:15pm - intimacy - by hornyloser770 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

#8013875
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11292) - you deserved it (48928)

On 02/08/2010 at 3:21pm - love - by christian9294 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML

#7997693
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31252) - you deserved it (6820)

On 02/08/2010 at 12:21am - love - by cupcakemonsteryu - Sent from mobile version



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