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morella_xx
  • Town/Country : Charleston, United States
  • Title : Madam
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  • Number of visits : 113
  • Number of comments : 198
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, I was leaving my doctor's appointment when a nurse stopped me. She exclaimed, "Wow you are so skinny! What's your secret?" My secret? Having an autoimmune disease. FML

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156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43215) - you deserved it (2374)

On 05/08/2013 at 10:17am - health - by HamSandwich12 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Today, my boyfriend and I went to the store to buy oranges and pick up a pack of condoms. When we were at the checkout counter, my boyfriend happily told the cashier, "The only way we can have sex is if we squeeze oranges all over our bodies." FML

#20583013
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39601) - you deserved it (7875)

On 04/10/2013 at 12:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

#19868224
258 comments

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On 06/29/2012 at 9:06pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML

#8250331
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6113) - you deserved it (24526)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:56pm - love - by CrappyValentine (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

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On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)



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