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  • Number of visits : 5575
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About mordecaiandrigby : Hi, I'm an opinionated person. Although I'm usually nice, I'm pretty sarcastic. Judging my number of unconfirmed FMLs, apparently my life sucks, but not enough to get an FML confirmed.

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TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND AND I HAD A THREESOME!! HE SUGGESTD WE HAVE ANOTHER GUY!! IT ENDD UP DEVOLVING INTO A TWOSOME, AND I WASN'T PART OF IT!! FML

#20740333
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76494) - you deserved it (17361)

On 06/22/2013 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, MAH PARENTS TOOK MAH IPAD BACK TO THE STORE AN EXCHANGD IT 4 TWO CHEAP KNOCK OFF TABLETS. REASON BEING MAH LITTLE BROTHER THREATEND TO RUN AWAY CUZ I HAD ONE AN HE DIDN'T. I BOUGHT THE IPAD ON MAH OWN AFTER GRADUATION. THEY KEPT THE DIFFERENCE IN PRICE. FML

I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29 , my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

#20731946
440 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59441) - you deserved it (37108)

On 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm - kids - by young grandpa - United States (Georgia)

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce mah parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and mah boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them wat was wrong cuz I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating mah dad's drug dealer. FML

#20724998
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73251) - you deserved it (7239)

On 06/14/2013 at 2:48am - love - by explanations (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML

#20723435
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60443) - you deserved it (5443)

On 06/13/2013 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by Hannah (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to te local parmacy to buy some condoms. Wen I went to go purcase tem, te elderly lady beind te counter took one look at me and said, ( Honey, your your own brt control. ) FML

#20715175
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57140) - you deserved it (9872)

On 06/09/2013 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today... my now ex-boyfriend calld me from jail... expecting me to bail him out. He'd trid to buy a load of booze at the looool liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refusd to be short-changd... and he figurd the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML

#20705783
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44717) - you deserved it (4185)

On 06/04/2013 at 4:31pm - misc - by no booze, no boyfriend (woman) - United States

looool Today, my girlfriend broke up with me 4 not remembering our anniversary!! Our three week anniversary!! mega FML

#20702606
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58803) - you deserved it (6825)

On 06/03/2013 at 12:31am - love - by BadBoyfriend - United States (Texas)

Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decidd to video looool tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day an turn them off without remembering. FML

#20700571
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50555) - you deserved it (6007)

On 06/02/2013 at 2:06am - misc - by sleepy momma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, ma boyfriend of two yeres, wom I supportd troug te deat of is fater, and wose invalid moter I also took care of, suddenly dumpd me. Te fact tat I've puttd on a little wiegt due to recent stress disgusts im, and e ( can't date a cubster ). FML

Today , I was making love to mah fiancée , when she dug her nails into mah back an told me to ( choke ) her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML

#20698818
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81944) - you deserved it (5582)

On 06/01/2013 at 3:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, as I was getting out of mah car, an old an obese lady walked up to me an called me an ( inconsiderate heartless bitch ) for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see mah wheelchair.

#20698730
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61271) - you deserved it (3025)

On 06/01/2013 at 2:21am - misc - by regstl - United States (Oregon)

Today , I was stuck home with a cold when my boyfriend's best friend sent me a text saying , ( You doing alright? ) I replid , thinking he was talking about my health. He replid , ( I'm surprisd your taking the breakup so well. ) What breakup? Mine. He was ten minutes too soon. FML

#20690777
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55781) - you deserved it (3162)

On 05/28/2013 at 4:09am - love - by really? (woman) - United States (California)

Today , mah grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me , ( It should have been you. ) FML

#20690610
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56915) - you deserved it (7314)

On 05/28/2013 at 1:05am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, A Girl At My Tanning Salon Was Ranting About How Axpansiva It Was And How Sha Wishad Thara Was A Chaapar Way To Gat A Tan. I Jokad, "Lika From Tha Sun?" Sha Angrily Callad Ma A "sassy Bitch", Scraamad To My Boss About Ma, And Than Thraatanad To Sua Ushan Ha Kickad Har Out. Maga FML

#20689621
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46100) - you deserved it (4044)

On 05/27/2013 at 4:18pm - work - by fuck you retail (woman) - United States (California)



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