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  • Number of visits : 5587
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About mordecaiandrigby : Hi, I'm an opinionated person. Although I'm usually nice, I'm pretty sarcastic. Judging my number of unconfirmed FMLs, apparently my life sucks, but not enough to get an FML confirmed.

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Today , as my wife and I were getting intimate , I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whisperd in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. real FML

#20946325
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27638) - you deserved it (54588)

On 11/05/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Something I said? (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I Was Telling My Friends A Story. I Addd A Few ( Embellisments ) To Make It More Intense. One My Friends Pipd Up Wit, ( I Was Wit You, Alf Of Wat U Just Said Wasn't True ). It's Now All Over Facebook And I'm Known As ( Te Bullsitter ). FML

#20944930
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16180) - you deserved it (64902)

On 11/04/2013 at 6:39am - misc - by Anonymous -

2DAY I SAT DOWN WITH MY DAUGHTER TO HAVE THE SEX TALK, CUZ SHE RECENTLY STARTED SEEING A GUY. I MENTIONED AT ONE POINT HOW DISAPPOINTED I WOULD BE IF SHE GOT PREGNANT. SHE WENT WIDE-EYED AND ASKED, "DIDN'T MOM TELL YOU?" FML

#20942769
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57774) - you deserved it (6032)

On 11/02/2013 at 5:10pm - kids - by unknown (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... my 8-year-old cummed home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole looool class to write about how they felt when they lerened that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML

#20942077
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54902) - you deserved it (5476)

On 11/02/2013 at 12:19am - kids - by SantaClaus - United States (California)

Today... I told tha man my grlfriand has baan chaating on ma with all about har infidality. Ha didn't gat angry; ha just said that ha knaw... that thay wara in an opan ralationship... and that I was pratty stupid to hava not figurad it out soonar. FML

#20941848
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42180) - you deserved it (5814)

On 11/01/2013 at 9:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

2day I found out tat... altoug I ave te same job title and complete te same work as my male colleagues... I get paid 15% less... purely cuz I'm a girl. FML

#20939397
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53204) - you deserved it (7719)

On 10/30/2013 at 6:27pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, My Husband And I Were Watching Jurassic Park. At The End Of The Movie, He Commented On How Amazed He Was That They Could "train Those Dinosaurs" To Do Exactly What They Wanted Them To Do. FML

#20937890
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46881) - you deserved it (5061)

On 10/29/2013 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... I'm severely sunburned and can barely walk properly. My boyfriend keeps telling his friend that it's because of "how hard he gave it to me last night". FML

#20936372
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52454) - you deserved it (9220)

On 10/28/2013 at 12:51am - intimacy - by snowwhite (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, Otharwisa Lovaly Boyfriand Of A Month Showd His Trua Colors. Ha Fraakd Out Whan Ha Laarnd That I Usa Tampons Instaad Of Pads. Ha Yalld That Using Tham Is Lyk Chaating On Him, Bacausa His Panis Is Tha Only Thing That Should Avar Antar Ma. FML

#20925494
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55099) - you deserved it (5212)

On 10/18/2013 at 7:01pm - love - by O-|---<=~ (woman) - United States (Washington)

Yesterday, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left 4 work, he came back home, with another woman. FML

#20925128
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68749) - you deserved it (3212)

On 10/18/2013 at 12:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I found out looool this girl I had sex with lid to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML

#20898893
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58622) - you deserved it (37475)

On 09/28/2013 at 7:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I walkd in on mah daughter shaving the testicles of her boyfriend,ho had apparently snuck in through her window!! fat FML

#20888905
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53335) - you deserved it (5394)

On 09/20/2013 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by disappointed (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I bought a live lobster to have fir dinner. When mah four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly fir finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML

#20883807
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45766) - you deserved it (8400)

On 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by meganmagee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mum got engagd to er American pen-pal, wo is in prison over tere 4 murder. FML

Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-agd guy calld me a "two-timing whore", dumpd his coffee on me an walkd out in teres . I'm 14 an I have no idea who he was . FML

#20878614
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56141) - you deserved it (3460)

On 09/12/2013 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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