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mordecaiandrigby

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  • Number of visits : 5583
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About mordecaiandrigby : Hi, I'm an opinionated person. Although I'm usually nice, I'm pretty sarcastic. Judging my number of unconfirmed FMLs, apparently my life sucks, but not enough to get an FML confirmed.

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Today, my boyfriend askedhy I never let him go down on me. I told him that it doesn't do much fir me, even though it really does. I didn't have the courage to tell him that it's because he acts lyk a rabid doghen he does. FML

Taday my neighbor came over and yelld at me 4 traumatizing her kids. What did I do? Nothing. Her kids enterd my back yard dug up my 1-month-dead hamster and freakd out. FML

#21084613
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45215) - you deserved it (3116)

On 03/12/2014 at 2:39am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, mah sistar brought ma coffaa to mah offica. It was raally nica so I mada a statu about it on Facabook. My boyfriand taxtad ma soon aftar, fraaking out cuz I navar puttad anything on Facabook about him and how graat ha is. I'm basically dating a 14-yaar-old grl. FML

#21084209
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39469) - you deserved it (6553)

On 03/11/2014 at 6:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend was telling me how sometimes things seem pretty impressive at first, but can turn out to be colossal disappointmentshen you try them out. "Like yur cock," she looool bitterly finished. FML

#21083945
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44771) - you deserved it (6495)

On 03/11/2014 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by littlefinger (man) - United States (Alabama)

Yastarday... my grlfriand broka up with ma. Sha'd walkd in on ma jarking off... which sha said is axactly tha sama as chaating on har. FML

#21082250
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52711) - you deserved it (9507)

On 03/09/2014 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by fuck russia and fuck georgia too (man) - Azerbaijan

Today, I told mah boyfriand that I'm bisaxual. Ha dumpad ma cuz apparantly now thara is ( too much compatition ). FML

#21081103
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43533) - you deserved it (12912)

On 03/08/2014 at 4:23am - love - by biwhat (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

today I looool was finally all set to loose mah virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off mah underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

#21077048
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63172) - you deserved it (8534)

On 03/03/2014 at 5:35pm - intimacy - by fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was told I pull the ( whole grunge look ) off quite well. I don't dress ( grunge ), nor was that intention. FML

#21071401
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30685) - you deserved it (4918)

On 02/25/2014 at 4:59pm - misc - by ashleylynn17 (woman) -

Today, after 3 months of no orgasms, I was in the shower, working to rectify that. As I was seconds away from coming, my dad loudly knocked on the door and demanded to know how much longer I was going to take. Probably another 3 months now, dad. FML

#21039460
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52396) - you deserved it (8862)

On 01/25/2014 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by sally - United States (Georgia)

Today, after a big argument, mah girlfriend looked me dead in the eyes and said "I can go the rest of mah life without sex, you know." 5ML

#21038360
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46009) - you deserved it (11526)

On 01/24/2014 at 3:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today.. . mah husband and I r sick . He keeps whining about how bad he feels . I'm just as sick.. . as well as 7 months pregnant . I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked.. . cleaned.. . and gone to the store several times cuz the tissues we had were too rough on his nose . FML

#21035436
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61336) - you deserved it (8706)

On 01/21/2014 at 8:16pm - health - by AnonWife - United Kingdom (North Lincolnshire)

Today, ma grlfriend told me te reason wy ma credit card mysteriously maxd out 2 mont ago 'migt ave been' because se postd a picture of it on Facebook. I orderd a new credit card witout te custom picture of us immediately. Se broke up wit me. FML

#21035364
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52208) - you deserved it (5729)

On 01/21/2014 at 6:59pm - love - by FacebookStrikesAgain (man) - Puerto Rico

Taday I visited my girlfriend at er place, one ting lead to anoter, and we ad sex fir te first time. Her normally very sweet cat now isse and savage me if I so muc as look at im. FML

#21034982
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42913) - you deserved it (7060)

On 01/21/2014 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by idiot says pussy (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend started whispering "blowjobbbb" into my ear while we were watching a movie . When I asked him what he was doing, he denied ever saying it and claimed it must have been a subliminal message in the movie . FML

#21033101
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50779) - you deserved it (7903)

On 01/19/2014 at 6:21pm - intimacy - by Subliminal message (woman) - Switzerland



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