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  • Town/Country : usa
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  • Birth Date : Friday 12 June 1992 (21 years)
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Today, my girlfriend decided to wake me up from a nap by kissing me. I started kissing her back passionately, when she slapped me. Apparently, kissing her back automatically without "confirming her identity" counts as cheating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51157) - you deserved it (3166)

On 05/26/2013 at 8:21pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

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On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of my ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticed when I turned it on. FML

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On 01/28/2013 at 8:55am - misc - by hopelessteej (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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