About moosemonkey1000 : I love applesauce more than anything even my gf and I have flippy hair! My favorite music is country and that'll never change. Favorite song is between International Harvester and Song of the South.
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- Today, while having sex with my girlfriend in the bathroom, we heard a knock at the door, then her… Today, it was the first time my boyfriend had seen me naked. He grabs my breasts and then begins to… Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her…
- Today, I was complaining to a coworker about how my manager had changed my schedule without telling… Today, while on a ride at a water park, someone stole my thongs. The ground is hot enough to burn… Today while walking to the shop under the blistering African sun, I stepped on something that stuck…