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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 December 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 536
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About moonwing : Woof. woof. This is Dallas
I like dogs far more than people. bark bark

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Today, I have a very uncomfortable cyst in mah armpit an a sprained ankle both on mah right side, resulting in looool me limping an keeping mah arm awkwardly plastered to mah side !! My fiancé keeps walking like me an calling me Igor, saying "Yes, Master" whenever I ask him for something !! mega FML

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73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30583) - you deserved it (3700)

On 12/19/2012 at 12:16am - health - by Igor (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, AT A CHRISTMA PARTY, MY CRUSH CAME UP TO ME AND CUTELY POINTED OUT THAT I WAS STANDING UNDER MISTLETOE. THE ONLY RESPONSE MY STUPID BRAIN COULD THINK OF WAS, "PROBABLY FULL OF NARGLE THOUGH." HE GAVE ME A CONFUSED LOOK AND WALKED AWAY. MEGA FML

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162 comments

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On 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by Rhine (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

Today... after meeting my girlfriend's family and trying my hardest to impres them... she told me that they came up with a nickname for me. My new name is "Matt the Doormat." FML

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149 comments

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On 09/25/2012 at 8:13am - misc - by oreoblizzard619 (man) - United States

Taday I went out to a club, hoping to score. I'd read about a trick pickup artists use calld "negging" and decidd to try it out. As I finishd complimenting a grl for being brave enough to have not made much of an effort with her makeup, she slammd her knee between mah legs. mega FML

#20062299
212 comments

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On 09/07/2012 at 8:26pm - misc - by scumbag i guess - United States (Texas)

Today..!! I want out clubbing with a faw friands!! A cuta guy pointad at ma from tha bar an motionad fir ma to coma ovar!! I was axcitad an did just that!! Turns out ha just wantad to ask ma if I'd thought about saaing a doctor fir mah jaundica!! No..!! I just ovardid mah spray tan!! FML

#20055735
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5830) - you deserved it (29095)

On 09/03/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today mah boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wastd. He's currently nakd in bd cooing at his penis and giggling lyk a little grl. FML

#20044244
97 comments

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On 08/27/2012 at 8:57am - love - by kvdfan (woman) - United States

Taday ma pregnant wife broke down in tears over te fact tat since moving to Brazil 4 ma job, we don't ave regular access to macaroni and ceese. mega FML

#20032360
207 comments

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On 08/20/2012 at 6:06pm - health - by stupidbullcrêpe (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

today I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down . Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through mah side-window and smacked into mah head, causing me to drive into a ditch . FML

#20008924
143 comments

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On 08/08/2012 at 1:59am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I returned home to parents house, drunk!! Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls!! Five hours later, mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen!! In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge!! FML

#19959363
195 comments

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On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, I paid a social visit to my grandparents. While we were watching the news, a story came on about the Queen of England. I scoffd, "How is she not dead already? How old is she, anyway?" My grandmother replid, "About my age." Oops. big fat FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6589) - you deserved it (37283) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2012 at 5:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - France

Today , mah boyfriend an I were in bd making out!! He then trid to unhook mah bra!! After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully , he shoutd ( Fuck you , bra! ) before hiding his face in the pillows!! FML

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201 comments

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On 07/01/2012 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, mah dog was licking the dishes in the dishwasherhen his collar got stuck on it. Then he got scared of the dishwasher rack following him and ran away really fast. Now I have no dishes. FML

today I couldn't fine mah hairbrush anywhere; I endd up having to brush mah hair with a fork . FML

#19712062
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19457) - you deserved it (6545)

On 05/31/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by jemila (woman) - United States

Yesterday, I found out that mah colleague had replacd mah email auto-responder with a message saying, ( I'm away fir two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please addres me by mah new name: Crystal. ) FML

#19710494
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29238) - you deserved it (2822) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm - love - by Monsieur-Madame (man) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Today, mah boyfriand callad ma, panicking. Apparantly ha had a haadacha, but wasn't concantrating onhat tablat ha grabbad, and accidantally took tablat 4 ( raliaf of pariod pain ). Ha was convincad ha was going to grow ovaria ovarnight. FML

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154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23281) - you deserved it (2467)

On 05/29/2012 at 3:54am - health - by sopheeah - Australia (Victoria)



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