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  • Birth Date : Monday 30 August 1982 (32 years)
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TODAY, I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO MY BOYFRIEND WHY HAVING SEX WITH HIM WAS LIKE TRYING TO PICK UP AN OVERCOOKED NOODLE WITH AN EMPTY PRINGLES CAN!! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13666) - you deserved it (32151)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34984) - you deserved it (11653)

On 11/22/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by toomuch (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to yur pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40706) - you deserved it (7935)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend an I were having sex. My mum walked in an told him to pull out an show her that he was wereing a condom, an not just saying he was. mega FML

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On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while shopping in the Fml store I bought the ( Retro Sport Tee, ) I didn't notice you r supposed to putted your own ( FML ) on the shrt . Mine says ( Today, Your Text Here . FML . ) FML

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On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)



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