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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 August 1982 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 356
  • Number of comments : 9
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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

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102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13512) - you deserved it (31944)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

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On 11/22/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by toomuch (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38935) - you deserved it (7732)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

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On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

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On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)



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