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About moonbunnie14 : Why are you even here? o_O There is nothing to see on this page. Though, feel free to send me a message, but I can't promise I'll read it right away.. I mainly access FML on my phone. All I ask is that you are respectful, and that you don't "tYp LyK diS"
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Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML
Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year old sister passed out on the couch. FML
Friday 29 May 2015