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  • Town/Country : Apeldoorn, Netherlands
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 450
  • Number of comments : 32
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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (239709) - you deserved it (56612)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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On 02/19/2009 at 1:14am - animals - by zac545 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

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On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

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On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version



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