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Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML
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On 08/27/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by masterman - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my girlfriend's phone was stolen. I have no idea who I've been sexting the entire afternoon. FML
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On 08/21/2012 at 11:29am - intimacy - by Sexting (man) - United States
Today, my family and I went to the movie theater. There weren't enough free seats near the front, so I sat a few rows back with my grandpa. He kept throwing our snacks at my parents' heads all through the movie. He claimed he'd been asleep the whole time, and I'm now grounded. FML
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On 08/17/2012 at 8:39pm - misc - by wow, thanks (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why period blood couldn't be saved and donated to the hospital for transplants. FML
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On 07/26/2012 at 8:46pm - misc - by Carrie G. (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was in line at the pharmacy when the man in front of me asked if I wanted to see a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. Before I had time to answer, he showed me a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. FML
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On 07/24/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by Uncircumcised Penis - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound. Now whenever I go down on her, I'll be eye-to-eye with an adorable pony that shits rainbows. FML
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On 07/02/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by nobrony (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
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On 06/27/2012 at 12:58am - intimacy - by maggie74 - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I found out that the phone number I switched to, used to host an amateur phone sex hotline. I found this out after getting several calls by teenagers, who sounded as if they were masturbating even as I yelled that they had the wrong number. FML
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On 06/26/2012 at 5:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML
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On 06/25/2012 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)
Today, I received an acceptance letter to Juilliard. After showing it to my mom, she tells me I can't attend because Robin Williams graduated from Juilliard, and he now has too much facial hair. FML
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On 06/24/2012 at 9:57am - misc - by A.W (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I was almost perfect. And the only reason I'm not completely perfect is because I don't like Mountain Dew. FML
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On 06/24/2012 at 1:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
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On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, my son asked me for advice over his girlfriend not "respecting" his pathetic need for near-constant sex. I got so bored listening to the misogynistic horse-shit spewing out of his mouth that I totally zoned out. I came to as he started hurling abuse at me for not siding with him. FML
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On 03/05/2012 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by Alfie4 (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)
Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML
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On 03/04/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)
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