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Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41799) - you deserved it (7243)

On 11/09/2010 at 1:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61180) - you deserved it (12924)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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