About monkeysinatree : Hi all! From the land down under and absolutely love the beach! To all you europeans out there... I find it extremely weird that there are some landlocked countries. I mean, we're surrounded by water whilst you are surrounded by countries.... Does that mean you cross another country to go to the beach?? :O
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Today, I was told the Mandarin greeting that my new Chinese friends at school taught me was not really a greeting at all. I've been proclaiming "I'm a dumb bitch" every time I've greeted them, almost every day for the past month. FML
by FML / 05/15/2012 at 3:02pm / Finland / Miscellaneous
Today, I was directing traffic at work during one of the hottest days of the year. Not only do I have to stand in the heat and exhaust fumes for minimum wage, I also had to endure people asking me "Aren't you hot?" as they drove past me in their air conditioned cars. FML
by Sarah / 07/23/2011 at 8:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by gutav indogop / 06/24/2011 at 2:47am / Switzerland (Aargau) / Work
by Scholar / 06/16/2011 at 12:03pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML
by TheNerd / 05/11/2011 at 10:01pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, an unpaid intern had his first day at my workplace of seven years. As a joke, my boss gave him the same challenge she gave me on my first day. The intern completed it in 37 minutes. We've always been told it's impossible. Guess we all have to start working harder. FML
by 19apollo91 / 05/09/2011 at 1:33pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Work
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