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monkeysinatree
  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 May 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 330
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About monkeysinatree : Hi all! From the land down under and absolutely love the beach! To all you europeans out there... I find it extremely weird that there are some landlocked countries. I mean, we're surrounded by water whilst you are surrounded by countries.... Does that mean you cross another country to go to the beach?? :O

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Today, I was told the Mandarin greeting that my new Chinese friends at school taught me was not really a greeting at all. I've been proclaiming "I'm a dumb bitch" every time I've greeted them, almost every day for the past month. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18089) - you deserved it (5758)

On 05/15/2012 at 3:02pm - misc - by FML (woman) - Finland

Today, I was directing traffic at work during one of the hottest days of the year. Not only do I have to stand in the heat and exhaust fumes for minimum wage, I also had to endure people asking me "Aren't you hot?" as they drove past me in their air conditioned cars. FML

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On 07/23/2011 at 8:01pm - work - by Sarah - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

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441 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, one of my students corrected the problem I had solved on the board, explaining that you do multiplication before subtraction. I teach the second grade. FML

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282 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 2:47am - work - by gutav indogop - Switzerland (Aargau)

Today, my professor spent the entire class showing us how to make paper airplanes. I pay over 40 grand a year for college. FML

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249 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Scholar (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML

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On 05/11/2011 at 10:01pm - love - by TheNerd (man) - United States (California)

Today, an unpaid intern had his first day at my workplace of seven years. As a joke, my boss gave him the same challenge she gave me on my first day. The intern completed it in 37 minutes. We've always been told it's impossible. Guess we all have to start working harder. FML



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