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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 May 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 830
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About monkeysauce90 : In college to be a nurse. I am a believer in Jesus and Love God with all my heart! I love my friends and family!

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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (350975) - you deserved it (38712)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was flirting with a really hot guy at a track meet and I gave him my number. When I asked him what school he went to he replied, "Oh, I don't go to school, We're from the juvenile corrections facility." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60924) - you deserved it (22209)

On 03/17/2009 at 10:42am - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After three long weeks of him ignoring me and cancelling out on time we were supposed to spend with each other. He looked at me with the most confused look on his face. Then he says ''Are you serious? I was planning the perfect day to ask you to marry me'' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35247) - you deserved it (90668)

On 03/17/2009 at 10:20am - misc - by PinkTornado - Canada (Ontario)



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