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  • Town/Country : london, uk
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 August 1979 (34 years)
  • Number of visits : 2696
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Today, a customer that I've been waiting on for years came into the restaurant after a long absence. I said to him, "Hey man, it looks like you lost a lot of weight! How'd you do it?" He replied, "I got cancer." FML

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On 02/25/2009 at 2:25am - work - by yawho (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I was working my shift and my ex girlfriend came in to apply for a job. She broke up with me for another guy so i can't stand being in the same room as her. The manager talked to her and decided to hire her on the spot. I need to train her. FML

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On 02/23/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by jeezy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my sister had a friend over and I had just gotten out of the shower. I wrapped something around me and walked across the living room. When I walked through, they both started laughing hysterically. Turns out, I grabbed a poncho and the hole for the head ended up right over my crotch. FML

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On 02/22/2009 at 11:50pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Florida)



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