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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 August 1979 (37 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2875
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About monkeys009 : peachy

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Visits<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 9:52am<b>PAsurvivor</b> - the 05/06/2014 at 7:52pm<b>Darkestsoul</b> - the 02/21/2014 at 1:52am<b>Chokker</b> - the 02/07/2014 at 7:46pm<b>auzieforever705</b> - the 05/11/2013 at 10:36pm<b>dimesyn2</b> - the 05/14/2009 at 11:24am<b>jokerssmile</b> - the 04/04/2009 at 7:46pm<b>doublelindsay</b> - the 03/06/2009 at 4:32pm<b>Tia</b> - the 02/28/2009 at 11:58pm<b>tooquiet4you</b> - the 02/26/2009 at 8:19am<b>AliSama</b> - the 02/25/2009 at 7:46pm<b>holynemesis1208</b> - the 02/25/2009 at 2:16pm<b>Easy_Target</b> - the 02/24/2009 at 1:35pm

Fucked!<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 3:52pm

monkeys009's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

monkeys009's favorite FMLs

Today, a customer that I've been waiting on for years came into the restaurant after a long absence. I said to him, "Hey man, it looks like you lost a lot of weight! How'd you do it?" He replied, "I got cancer." FML

by yawho / 02/25/2009 at 2:25am / Japan (Tokyo) / Work

Today, I was working my shift and my ex girlfriend came in to apply for a job. She broke up with me for another guy so i can't stand being in the same room as her. The manager talked to her and decided to hire her on the spot. I need to train her. FML

by jeezy / 02/23/2009 at 5:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, my sister had a friend over and I had just gotten out of the shower. I wrapped something around me and walked across the living room. When I walked through, they both started laughing hysterically. Turns out, I grabbed a poncho and the hole for the head ended up right over my crotch. FML

by Noname / 02/22/2009 at 11:50pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous