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Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML

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157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37293) - you deserved it (2663)

On 02/03/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by bluebride (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while in the shower with my girlfriend she was going on and on about how she thinks she's fat when she's in perfect shape. With what she said still on my mind, I meant to say "honey, you're so beautiful", but accidentally said "honey, you're so fat". I'll be sleeping alone tonight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13371) - you deserved it (30050)

On 01/20/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by showerpower (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I tried to get my girlfriend of nine months to have oral sex with me. She was eating a hot dog. She then said, "If you ask me again, this is what I'll do to you." She then bit the hot dog in half. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9143) - you deserved it (33288)

On 12/28/2009 at 5:16am - intimacy - by Dontworryaboutit (man) - United States (New York)

Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across my back and said "You're so cute, I'd like to take you home and lock you in my basement naked so you can't leave" and walked out. FML

#4696975
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58764) - you deserved it (3401)

On 08/21/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML

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167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45090) - you deserved it (4833)

On 06/24/2009 at 9:15pm - love - by fml7458364838 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my crush was walking up to me and I put my earphones in, playing hard to get. When I heard him say something about a date I take an earphone out and say, "Oh, I didn't see you there!" His response, "They're not connected to anything," holds up the end of my earphones and walks away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10808) - you deserved it (119699)

On 06/07/2009 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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