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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 150
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About mon1496 : average high school student, quite, reserved, lazy but smart, (I take all normal classes don't do my work get all A's still) I have a few good friends who i respect entirely. all my teachers treat me like a college kid. minus my first mod who treats me like a freak.

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Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML


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Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML


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On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by rowie1311 (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, my entire family thinks I'm a lesbian. I'm straight. I'm embarrassed and don't know how to tell them that I've been single for so long because I can't get a guy. FML


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