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momogal

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 February 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 942
  • Number of comments : 116
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About momogal : 24 years old and living with my uptight, b*tchy, ultra-Christian parents because the economy is so shitty. My life is pretty f*cked up right now. Been divorced for a year from an abusive a**hole and trying to get my life back together. All while having to stay "in the closet" so I don't get kicked out.

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momogal's favorite FMLs

Today, I was finally going to Best Buy to get The Sims 3. I was so excited to get it that I ran to the back of the store to get it, and tripped over a little boy in the process, which made me stumble into a CD rack and knock it over. Which made the rest of the CD racks fall over like dominoes. FML

#2759845
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15088) - you deserved it (53107)

On 06/09/2009 at 10:37pm - misc - by Sims3luver (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML

#2418263
449 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20834) - you deserved it (218734)

On 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my car died on a major road, a cop pulled over to help, he offered to jump me, while doing so because my battery was so dead he told me to put the gas on the floor, I did and my car roared to life, he then pulled me over five feet from where my car died to give me a ticket for a loud exhaust. FML

#2168919
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60095) - you deserved it (4753)

On 05/22/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by fmlcops (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML

#1591597
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56339) - you deserved it (6424)

On 05/03/2009 at 12:40pm - misc - by Deirbhile (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML

#346
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34996) - you deserved it (8525)

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