About momogal : 24 years old and living with my uptight, b*tchy, ultra-Christian parents because the economy is so shitty. My life is pretty f*cked up right now. Been divorced for a year from an abusive a**hole and trying to get my life back together. All while having to stay "in the closet" so I don't get kicked out.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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momogal's favorite FMLs
by andrie09 / 07/07/2009 at 6:18pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, my car died on a major road, a cop pulled over to help, he offered to jump me, while doing so because my battery was so dead he told me to put the gas on the floor, I did and my car roared to life, he then pulled me over five feet from where my car died to give me a ticket for a loud exhaust. FML
by fmlcops / 05/22/2009 at 12:17am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML
by Deirbhile / 05/03/2009 at 12:40pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML
- Today, my boyfriend and I ordered sex toys online and had them delivered to my dorm room. I put my… Today, I found out that my gorgeous, smart, perfect new boyfriend has an unusual fetish. It doesn't… Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to listen to this voicemail. I listened to me and my…