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momo1972's favorite FMLs

Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27252) - you deserved it (4115)

On 03/11/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Laura (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74751) - you deserved it (4197)

On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)



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