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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 638
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About molzipan : A twenty-something year old trapped in an eighty-something year old cat lady's life.

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molzipan's favorite FMLs

Today, someone popped my birthday balloon at school. Her reasoning was that she "didn't want people to know we have the same birthday." Who popped it? My identical twin sister. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48869) - you deserved it (3342)

On 10/25/2013 at 11:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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