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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 561
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About molzipan : A twenty-something year old trapped in an eighty-something year old cat lady's life.

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Today, someone popped my birthday balloon at school. Her reasoning was that she "didn't want people to know we have the same birthday." Who popped it? My identical twin sister. FML


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