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mollytamale
  • Town/Country : WA, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 December 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 968
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26170) - you deserved it (3962)

On 10/31/2009 at 11:59am - misc - by Okay (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML

#5716495 (89)

I agree, your life sucks (8906) - you deserved it (26329)

On 10/08/2009 at 1:14am - kids - by stupidsantaclaus (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML

#5570675 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (37903) - you deserved it (1632)

On 09/30/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me because "god told him to." What god didn't tell him was that I would check his e-mail and find all the e-mails to and from his new girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37296) - you deserved it (3879)

On 07/16/2009 at 9:44am - love - by hrtbrkn (woman) - United States (Texas)