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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 889
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About mollyslips : my names minnie, got my username from the cover of mollys lips that nirvana did, favourite band, EVAR, FOO FIGHTERS:P i love metal, nu metal, heavy metal, rock, punk, hardcore, deathcore, indie, and i love the colour black:P WE MAKE SEXY TIME, YES?

message me, I love making new friends that I can torture:L

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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML


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