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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 640
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About molly1005 : omg. everything bad happens to me.

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Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

#7420693
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52009) - you deserved it (8126)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year old man with a beer belly. FML

#5978415
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35085) - you deserved it (14027)

On 10/24/2009 at 6:24pm - misc - by fmlifetime (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working Customer Service at Wal Mart. An elderly lady came to my register to return a pair of white pants. I asked her what was wrong with them and she replied "even when I had underwear on you could still see my pubic hair." The pants had hair on them. FML

#3164567
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54304) - you deserved it (2810)

On 06/24/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
704 comments

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was waiting in the lobby of a modeling agency for my interview to be a potential model and I was next in line. They called "NEXT!" and I walked in with a smile on my face. They stared at my face for a moment and then started yelling "NEXT". FML

#922187
79 comments

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On 04/12/2009 at 3:00am - misc - by taptheturtle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
1014 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
1014 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74198) - you deserved it (763352)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
1014 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74198) - you deserved it (763352)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
1014 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74198) - you deserved it (763352)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
1014 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74198) - you deserved it (763352)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
784 comments

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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40143) - you deserved it (21434)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40143) - you deserved it (21434)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40143) - you deserved it (21434)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version



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